Hello my honey hello my darlin hello my rag time gal
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The man reaches into a third pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into his pockets again and pulls out the tiny rat and tiny piano.
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After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The bartender pours the man a drink on the house and he puts the rat and piano away. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.
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"If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. If you find certain comments or submissions here offensive, the best way to address it is with more speech. If you post a NSFW image/link in the comments, it must be tagged as NSFW (Nudity/gross images) or NSFL (Gore/extremely disturbing images, and only if relevant to the conversation)
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